Washington, DC - Thousands of members of the Tea Party Express were left homeless as they returned home from the nations capital on Sunday and found their trailer homes missing.
Early reports indicate that as many as 50,000 trailers went missing including entire trailer parks in some areas of the country.
Members of the Tea Party Express, named "tea baggers", who had traveled to the U.S. Capitol on Saturday to protest President Obama's flirtations with socialism, communism and Hitler mustaches were shocked, angry and confused to find their homes gone.
"I told Daryl before we left that we should take the wheels off our house before we leave, I just had a real bad feeling" said Letty Durban of Barlow, Kentucky. "They even took the couch in the driveway where Daryl and I would eat supper. I'm just devastated."
"I don't understand it" said Blaine Beckham of Spavinaw, OK. "We had a broke down single wide and our neighbors had a double wide yet they took ours and left theirs. It don't make no sense. My pit bull loved laying in the dirt underneath the house eating neighborhood dogs, now I don't know what he'll do."
Clyde Drexler, manager of The Shady Oaks trailer court in Brunson, SC returned home to find all 50 trailers in his court missing. "We've got a 150 homeless in my trailer court alone, 650 if you count the cats. Even though the federal government is not authorized by the Constitution to help anyone we will ask them to see about getting the FEMA trailers that went unused after socialist New Orleans was supposedly hit by hurricane Katrina."
At this time it is unclear how thousands of trailers have gone missing. However, there is speculation among tea bagging insiders that this may be the Obama administration's attempt to silence and intimidate the Tea Party movement.
One prominent tea bagger who asked that their name not be used said "obviously this is the work of one of Obama's unidentified and unelected socialist-fascist communistic czars. We have reason to believe that this czar redistributed our trailers to ACORN workers as pay back for helping Obama steal the election. I have no doubt whatsoever that there is an ACORN guy, right now as I speak, sitting in my living room on my favorite lawn chair, drinking my cans of PBR and looking at the naked photos of my sister/fiance I kept on the coffee table."
