Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 18 January 2010

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jam probably better than butter

Doctor Marg Best has made a sensational claim for a complete ban on butter claiming it is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people every year from heart disease.

Doctor Best claims that butter is more likely to kill you than guns, knives, bombs or swine flu and she is absolutely convinced that a total ban is the only way to save the lives of thousands of people.

The claim is disputed by cafe owner David Jacobs who says that to ban butter would be crackers as although we know it can be bad for you surely that would only apply to people who take too much butter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Death, butter

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