Myleene says thats not a knife this is a knife

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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Thats not a knife this is a knife

Myleene Klass was confronted by a yobs brandishing a small knife ouside her kitchen window but instead of letting the yobs frighten her Myleene grabbed a large kitchen knife and shouted "call that a knife this is a knife."

It was like a repeat of the scene from the film Crocodile Dundee when Crocodile Dundee is confronted by robbers he brings out just about the biggest knife you have ever seen.

To protect your life and property you should be able to take what ever action you need to, so its great that Myleene has said she would do the same again if confronted by little scumbags.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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