Myleene has Klass

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 11 January 2010

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Myleene Klass is first class according to members of The W C Society in London who follow the beliefs of the comedian W C Fields who said "Anybody who hates children and dogs cannot be all bad"

This follows an incident at Myleene Klasses home where a group of little yob gits appeared at the window of her home making faces and shouting obscenities. Myleene grabbed a knife and waved at them through the window but the little yobs reported it to the police and Myleene got into trouble.

What the hell is wrong with society people cannot live in peace because little gits make their life a misery and this is a nationwide problem.

Let's all join the W C Society and flush the little scumbags down the bog were they belong!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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