London - (Philosphers Stoned): Serial children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling has been named the most entertaining security intelligence diversion of the decade according to a Pole in today's Daily Broadshiite.
A Mr Lech Walesa II is quoted as saying the barefaced Scottish fraudster is the spawn of WMD fantasist and ex-MI6 head Sir Richard Queerlove and TV gargoyle Anne 'The Weakest Link' Robinson.
Rowling beat off a huge list of New Labour Party faux celebs including Kate Middleton, Cheryl Tweedy and Simon Cowell to win the notorious Noughties Gong.
The citation says Ms Rowling 'has scarred our memories more vividly than any other hoaxer literary celeb for several generations'.
Her brazen claims to the Harry Potter series authorship has also been voted on a par to the Beatles' Lennon/McCartney songwriting hoaxer duo, the Rolling Stones' Jagger/Richards lyrics fraudsters and Andrew Lloyds Webber's vast catalogue of musical felonies.
The annual poll considered other entertainment whoppers including authorships of US TV shows Lost The Plot, The Daily Freak Show and talent contest Gay American Idol.
But Rowling was the runaway winner by a long chalk after judges assessed her manipulation of Iraq WMD fantasies - as peddled by her feckless ex-spook father - as being in a league of their own.
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