London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A covert operation by British security intelligence trailing children's fiction hoaxer JK Rowling has inadvertantly stumbled on Iran's secret second nuclear plant.
The Qom site was unearthed after Rowling was caught peddling Jamie Oliver's uranium enrichment recipes via an international spy-ring affiliated to Mossad.
The CIA was tipped off and added their personal contribution of plausible deniability by schmoozing the impostor with freebie publicity in the shape of Obama hospitality at the White House.
But it was down to the desk sergeant at Kensington Police Station near Rowling's home to nail her perfidious, espionage-riddled ass.
An accidental wiretap on Rowling's cleaning lady scored a direct hit with the Qom nuclear bomb factory where the woman's brother works as senior director of fallout.
"Of course, it's all a loada bollox anyway because as anybody knows Qom is at the epicenter of six separate tectonic plate faultlines, hahaha," a Whitehall top brass source chortled.
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