Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Queerlove is an ex-KGB double agent

London - (7/7 Bombings Mess): IRA/Al Qaeda terrorist JK Rowling has enjoyed lifetime protection from criminal arrest because former MI6 CEO Sir Richard Queerlove is her father a Joint Intelligence Committe meeting heard today.

The secret JIC conference was being held in the bowels of Downing Street after hastily arranging for 7/7 bombing conspirators to gather at a memorial to the London bombers in Hype Park this morning.

The Committee heard how KGB toerag Anne 'The Weakest Link' Robinson screwed Queerlove and conceived the hideous chimaera Rowling.

The peroxide Scots monster went on to steal all seven Harry Potter children's stories after getting the nod from corrupt ex-MI5 head Dame Stella 'Artois' Rimington.

Cherie Blair is shitting bricks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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