Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon threatens to name other alien/human double agents!

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Thursday, 26 November 2009

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McKinnon's Bush Twins' incest videos remain on the Pentagon's most-wanted Xmas present wish list

London - (X-Files): McKinnon's Sasha and Malia Obama's deep space conception somewhere in a massive black hole in the Crabs Nebula video is a case in point.

And this week the Pentagon hacker vowed to break his silence about other ET/human hybrids 'such as those working for Simon Cowell, Carla Bruni and SpongeBob Squarepants.'

The risk of blowing the alien/human hybrids' ID has sent MoD top brass scurrying for cover ahead of McKinnon's planned extradition early next week.

The 39 year-old computer hacker faces 50-60 years in a US slammer if US prosecutors get their way.

His Bush Twins' incest videos remain on the Pentagon's most-wanted Xmas present wish list. As does his email correspondence with Bernard Madoff's father confessor.

A final extradition hearing is set for Monday.

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