Iraq only fifth on WMD danger list MPs told

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Wednesday, 25 November 2009

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Detonaation could occur 'within 45 minutes' of her son Mark being arrested

London - (Asses of Evil): The Chilcot inquiry has heard that in 2001 Iraq was ranked behind Iran, North Korea, Libya and the Foreign Office in terms of lethal destruction powers.

Metropolitan Police anti-terror evidence showed that rogue MI6 agents loyal to Margaret Thatcher had hardwired up to a dozen nuclear devices at key UK landmark sites.

Detonation could occur 'within forty five minutes' of Mossad Europe CEO Mark Thatcher being arrested on coup plotting conspiracy charges.

And Saddam Hussain became the fall guy in a clever smear campaign to make the Iranians look wholesome.

Lawyers acting for Tony Blair have sought to extend immunity from prosecution to Cherry Bush QC after someone suggested she too had a WMD implant 'up her arse'.

General Sir Michael Jackson is 69.

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