BNP to Hold Multiculturalism Conference

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Tuesday, 20 October 2009


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The British National Party are to hold an open conference to discuss race and immigration in modern Britain, it was announced today.

The conference, titled 'A Final Solution to Multiculturalism' aims to investigate the truth behind immigration statistics and, according to the launch papers, to 'investigate the Immigration Question in depth'.

Launching the conference, BNP leader Nick Griffin said, "this is a tolerant conference from a tolerant, mainstream political party. We have several immigration specialists committed to speaking at various seminars throughout the event, including Jean Marie Le Pen, Jorg Haider, Klaus Barbie and John Demjanjuk, and we have been granted unfettered access to seminal works on this subject by Adolf Eichmann".

Griffin added, "we hope that this conference will show British voters that we are the party of the future, of cultural unity and of peaceful advancement, and that the ideas raised in this meeting will be the basis of our rise to Government and a thousand-year Rei...sorry, Prime Ministership" before goose-stepping off the platform surrounded by shaven-headed stormtroopers.

The Conference is to be held in Wansee, a suburb of Berlin, in January next year.

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