An estimated 47 Rwandan lowland silverback gorillas today stormed the Palace of Westminster to protest against climate change.
The gorillas reached the roof and got up to lots of gorilla malarkey, such as throwing down turds on watching policemen and scratching each other.
One gorilla, told our reporters by mobile phone:
"Oo oo oo. Oo oo oo oo eek!"
To which we replied:
"Far cough."
It is understood that the gorillas are really pissed off about climate change and the fact that their natural habitat is being constantly eroded by human intervention.
The gorillas intend to remain in place until the State Opening Of Parliament.
In the meantime they continue to do things like scratch their balls and throw turds at Metropolitan Police officers.
More when they're joined by chimps.
