Written by queen mudder

Monday, 15 June 2009

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Images like this one, typical of Mars, triggered the bust

Mars Hill, Cydonia, Maine - (Perverted Alien Ass Mess): Last week's child porn arrest of 39 year old Plymouth creche worker Vanessa George Bush has netted another perp, this time in the Mars Hill area of Maine, USA.

A 30 year-old mother of four was netted after live webcam evil filth was traced to her Cydonia apartment, sparking fears she may have been trying to contact a mystery mothership.

Child protection agencies are said to be dismayed at this latest twist in the war against minors.

"Normally it's male groomers we catch," a Child Exploitation Online Agency source said today, "but the recession means that cyberspace is now crawling with pervy women who
are cashing in on this lucrative market."

That old chestnut Men are from Mars, Women are from Snickers may have to be rewritten.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: vanessa george

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