Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project: Cameron crashes Labour's party

Funny story written by Frank Miller

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

image for Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project: Cameron crashes Labour's party
Cameron's disguise fooled Crack Labour Security forces

The Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project continued yesterday when David Cameron's evil twin made an appearance at the Labour Paarty conference.

As Gordon Brown rallied his troops, Evil Cameron leaped onto the stage and began running around making chicken noises, still wearing the baby disguise he used to dodge past security.

As Cameron ran behind the cabinet members seated on stage, he produced two small rubber hammers and began to play their heads like a xylophone.

During this, Gordon Brown grabbed the nearest baby and held it up as a human shield. But the baby was actually Evil Cameron who then pissed himself over Brown.

As as wet Brown disappeared from the stage, Cameron demanded that everyone kneel before him, which they did.

UK's dirty oily toilet news rag "The Bum" was so disgusted by this display, they switched sides and pledged eternal loyalty to David Cameron. To prove their loyalty they slaughtered goats and their first born sons in his honour.

Political correspondent Jip Kidney says, "Since the Bum switched sides, Labour's defeat seems inevitable since it's the Bum that is the driving force behind all public opinion, without them we wouldn't be able to think for ourselves!

"But this latest coup by Mr Cameron is pure gold; we've not seen anything like this since Germany 1936!

"Hail Cameron!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more