The spiralling cost of university education has to be brought under control;.
In a startling new policy shift, the Liberal Democratic Party leader ........ .......... (Fill in blanks with this week's name) has announced a revolutionary approach to the issue.
"We will simply link Safety Camera receipts to individual students bank accounts. Students will be allowed to site safety cameras anywhere they like and there is to be no limit on the number of cameras" says ....... ........., this week's leader.
"In the event that insufficient receipts accrue from UK safety cameras, President Tony Bliar of the United Sates of Europe has decreed that they may be positioned throughout the EU".
When asked if this was entirely fair on motorists, Lord Mangelson, Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie stated that he doesn't give a stuff for motorists.
"They (motorists) are a worldwide problem. If funding students doesn't see them extinct in a generation I'll adopt a Romanian baby".
...... ........, the Liberal Democrats next leader said "This policy is going nowhere - I will set up a think tank to work out.....".
She was interrupted by the Liberal Democrats' next leader, ...... ........ who stated "Where am I"?
