Written by Pointer

Monday, 15 June 2009

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Foxy Knoxy may do ads for Cutco, the knife that cuts coeds so good

Amanda Knox dubbed Foxy Knoxy by British tabloids has been named the cut-throat exchange student of the year.

Many collegians dream of spending their Junior year abroad. Many hope that European adventure will involve lots of drugs and sex. Some even secretly fantasize about getting caught up in some mystery and intrigue. In fact these three characteristics are what judges look for in the Cut-throat Exchange Student of the year contest.

Knox barely stayed in the race with her rather average amount of chemical highs and attendance at orgies. But when the jury looked at the Intrigue and mystery category, Foxy Knoxy won bushy tail down.

The prize of a lifetime guaranteed full knife set should be right up this fox's alley even if she has to wait a lifetime to claim the blades.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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