Sure of election victory, Conservative leader and cocky Prime Minister wannabee, David Cameron, has accused Labour of reckless spending and he has vowed to do even better.
Divulging his parties election manifesto at a meeting of demented OAP's and scabby dogs David announced the following conservative programmes:
1) My salary will be raised 300% and expenses for my "Mistress" will be declared as a political necessity.
2) All of my ministers will receive 200% salary rises and expenses for a "bit on the side!" will also be honoured, stiff and horny ministers work less efficient.
3) The National health will be privatised and all taxes collected will help build the Conservatives their new multi-billion headquarters in Knightsbridge so they can all hop off to lunch at Harrods and their wives and mistresses can do the shopping.
4) All travelling expenses will be honoured including luxury trips to Dubai, The Bahamas, Las Vegas, Lichtenstein, Bali, etc. These trips are necessary because he promised his lazy bunch of "tosser" MP's 10 paid weeks holiday a year + expenses.
There are too many other costly programmes to mention but David has promised the UK he will do anything to rip the taxpayers off, plunge the UK into even more debt and leave his legacy for the Labour twats to clear up so his party can accuse them of "bollocking it all up" and be re-elected.
Some things never change and Politics certainly belongs to them!!
