Rothley, Leicestershire - (Red Herring Press): A disgraced Portuguese former cop will see the entire 25,000 copy print run of his memoir burned to cinders after a court ruled it was inflammatory rubbish.
Goncalo Amaral's book claimed 'the McCanns did it' and blamed an international fat cat circus for donating the necessary $$$s to pay for a cover-up.
At his Portimao home today Amaral blamed Spanish Inquisition forces for the forthcoming ritual immolation at the stake.
His lawyers meanwhile merely chuckled with glee at the increase in volume of business since the furor erupted.
And pals of Kate McCann reckon she's pregnant again.
