Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 23 May 2009

image for UK cold war traitor paedo Geoffrey Prime quizzed on Algarve holiday snaps
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London - (Maddie Madness): Algarve holiday snaps belonging to convicted UK serial child pervert and former KGB/GCHQ spy Geoffrey Prime have been seized by investigators in Praia da Luz.

They show a ditry old man smoking rolls-ups and drinking Pastis swapping with disgrced former Algarve policeman Goncalo Amaral, convicted this week by a Portuguese court of perjury.

Jailbird Prime was incarcerated because he sold secrets to Soviet spooks paymasters revealing that the UK and USA had cracked high-grade Soviet military codes.

These protected the identities of every single up and coming paedo politician on the Opus Dei payroll destined for Global Piss Process glory.

Prime was eventually busted when London cops cracked a Buckingham Palace sex ring involving fetid Tory mobsters like Jeffrey Archer and Robert Maxwell.

Camilla Parker Bowles is Joanna Lumley's sister.

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