Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

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Monday, 7 September 2009

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Nanjinxed, China - (X-Files): China's Purple Patch Observatory is to release its 2009 solar eclipse footage after a rogue UFO was reassessed as a possible sighting of Madeleine McCann.

The 40 second clip shows Maddie dressed in traditional Libyan garb playing outside a Tripoli icecream parlor, her features partially obscured by a triple toffee sundae.

News of the footage sent conspiracy theory wingnuts ballistic after someone Twittered that "it all made sense" given the recent Al-Megrahi business.

Metodo-3 detectives will travel to the oil-rich Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya this week armed with a Scottish Justice Ministry get-out-of-jail-free card.

Find Maddie campaign PR Clarence Mitchell said today he'd always suspected Colonerl Gaddafi's regime of something or other and now feels vindicated.

Praia da Luz Resort (Holdings) is virtually bankrupt.

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