New Japanese Restaurant Opens in Soho

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Sunday, 30 August 2009

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The Restaurant can turn into a Transformer should the need arise!

Police were called to London's "Soho" this evening after reports of people screaming & jumping out of sliding doors.

The Japanese Association of Tyrants, Torturers and Trouser Ticklers recently opened a restaurant just next to the Fire Station on Shaftesbury Avenue!

The refurbished and revamped "Takeshi's Castle" is full of hazards for unwitting diners and the management advise you to bring a towel and change of clothing with you.

A diner gave our reporter a quick report as "he departed the restaurant backwards down a slide with a man dressed as a lizard chasing him "

"The foods great! Puffed the diner running down Greek St with Godzilla in hot pursuit.

"The service is better than than the Ivy or the RAC Club but heaven help you if you try to find the toilets"!

We were prevented from continuing the interview when the diner leapt over the fence into Soho Square to escape his pursuer.

He was last seen being comforted by two large leather clad men with big moustaches inside "The Cottage".

More people are expected to leave the building unexpectedly as the various trap doors catch them out & we'll be there waiting to get their opinions on London's latest dining establishment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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