The absence of famous non-writer for TheSpoof.com Jesus Budda has been explained by his arrest for abducting promising young writer Chamone into his mobile home, where he chopped her into bite size bits, put her in his freezer and then assumed her identity.
Inspector Morse of TheSpoof.com Internal Bureau of Investigation, who cracked the case, said neighbours thought it curious that Mr. Budda was having all these deep freezers delivered yet they never saw him go grocery shopping.
Neighbour Fergus McFaddie explained, "He was a funny kind of guy, didn't see him outside much, but when he was outside he was always chewing on something even though he never bought any groceries, funny huh?"
"We didn't put two and two together till that inspector Morse came round looking for that Chamone lady."
"Dang it if that Budda didn't answer the doorbell wearing Chamone's clothing and giggling like a schoolgirl, imagine that?"
"I suppose we should have twigged as to something going on sooner when he started wearing orange boiler suits and posing outside for what he said was his press release."
Inspector Morse says the whereabouts of other missing writers such as Carina-eta and Farida Benamar may be linked to the case.