Terry Jones the famous hostage known worldwide as Terry the infidel has been taken hostage yet again!
Jones shot to fame on youtube for the most hilarious hostage video ever released in which several of the captors were laughing at something Jones had said prior to filming.It turned out that he'd demanded Quentin Tarantino direct the video.
Jones who was famously released from a Nigerian oil platform earlier this year for $10 million dollars and then shortly after taken hostage in the Gaza strip only to be released in double quick time for $5 Million dollars has been taken hostage in Iraq this time.
Jones who spoke briefly to us via an intermediary called Shahid told us that he'd nipped out of the green zone to go and buy some top quality Pakistani mangoes and had been "lifted" by a group calling themselves the "Popular Front for Bagdhad West".
The ransom this time is $17 Million Dollars plus a mint condition Ford Capri 2.8 Injection with pepperpot alloys for the gang to use for recreational purposes.
Jone's capture is doubly shocking as he normally works as a waiter in a cafe in Croydon.
Jone's admitted that it was just a coincidence and that rumours linking him to a gang known as the "Ping Pong Hostage snatchers" was untrue. We've heard from his captors that he'll be freed and is said to be eager to get into Pakistan for a biryani.
A spokesman for the Free World said suspicions had been raised when it was discovered that Jones was the only hostage to have ever put on weight during captivity and also the only one to have been released in an Armani suit wearing a solid gold Rolex watch.
