Despite her disastrous penalty in Moscow John Terry has been picked for the England women's team.
Speaking on the selection, team Captain Ruth Kettle said "We choose John not only for her speed and agility when sliding, but for her Premiership Standard crying, we'd rather have a team member that blubbered and sobbed like a four year old at loosing a match, rather than some crazed axe wielding lesbian."
Rumours of Paul Scholes been invited into the team were denied by Team England Women, spokeswoman Mrs Fabriano Codriano said "Paul needs to sort his monthly cycle out, we can't have this amount of bleeding on the pitch"
