English Republicans Fed Up

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 20 July 2009

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English Republicans who go to England football matches are totally pissed off that when they go to football matches to watch England play they have to listen to God save the Queen.

James Cromwell a spokesperson for English republicans explained that is is absolutely ridiculous that when we are going to support England we have to listen to a monarchists song when what would be more appropriate would be a song that would represent all english people. Not only that there are plenty of English people who are not religious either so why should we have to put up with this religious monarchist shit.

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