Written by Pointer

Friday, 10 July 2009

image for Ensign Story Cuntinues:The Douglas Hampton Pimping Inc Sparks Profits for Republican Spouses
Jesus wants you to have your sinful spouses' dough

Are you the husband or wife of a Republican? Based on recent demographic studies it is likely that your spouse while pandering to the religious right is fucking someone else like a died in the wool leftwinger! If you are really Republican you probably don't know what that means and so for your sake let us spell it out- A-D-U-L-T-E-R-Y !!!

But worry not, though you are now in a state of hyperventilation close to cardiac arrest, The Douglas hamptonPimping Inc plan for cheated on Republican spouses may be just what you need. douglas hamp[ton after discovering that his wife Cindy was schoomping a US Senator decided to let his bet ride until the situation became so scandalous that he could cash in on a job and big bucks of hush money.

But that was just the first stage of his ingenious business plan. after skimming the cream off the top, hampton found that the real treasure lay below the surface in the payoffs from humiliated parents and fellow christian conservative colleagues. By now, Hampton had scored in seven figures and he's not done yet.

Think about letting Dougie gold dig for you and screw that religious rightwing bastard for every God blessed dimer he's got and then go after his family and friends as simply the logical consequences that Our Lord wants you to use to bring your loved one back into the fold of the saved!

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Topics: Republicans




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