Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 13 July 2009

image for Dearth of male teachers in primary schools give many gay men a new vocation!
Aliastair "Ducky" Darling appointed new gay icon Nr.1 after Ed "big" Balls drops a massive anti-gay clang

A drastic lack of male teachers in UK primary schools and a nationwide recruiting campaign has caused an overwhelming mass of applications by GAY men for the positions!

Sick of working in gay-bars, hairdressing, fashion designing, air-hostessing, men's toilets and street hassling, etc, this opportunity to do something positive and have a mainstream job is for many gays a new vocation in their lives.

Education secretary, big Ed Balls (a gay icon BTW!), although pleased by the response to his campaign is rather worried about employing to many gays in junior schools.

At a press conference he quoted, "the idea was to introduce a macho angle, especially, in young male education."

We have too many female teachers and require a more "Butch" touch in school so our young boys can look-up to and adopt many traits of their male teachers, we don't wish to develop a nation of Poofs!"

Gay right members immediately chained themselves to the walls surrounding the Houses of Parliament with their handbags, in a protest against massive sexual discrimination, human rights, job discrimination, and told the RT Hon ED (big) Balls to go and fuck himself.

Also, over the popular website ThePOOFSandPIANOS.cum, Ed Balls was dropped like a stone with impunity as gay icon Nr1 and immediately replaced by that other icon of all gays, the RT.Hon. Alistair "Ducky" Darling!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: School




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