The Rolling Stone's guitarist Ronnie Wood has helped contribute to a spoof writer's list of punning headlines, by announcing that he has refused to collect supermodel Kate Moss in his privately owned bin lorry.
The hell raising shrivelled up big nose said that his garbage disposal services could not extend to skinny, publicity seeking models. He says he will only collect old newspapers, household waste and maybe the odd mattress here and there.
"Mick and Keith are on my regular route and they always have lots of crap I can gather up. But Charlie Watts is a hoarder. His house is like a tip!", said Woods.
'Celebrity Publicist' - and I use that term very loosely - Max Clifford has offered to gather up model Moss and recycle her for one of his countless shitty press releases to trashy tabloid papers.