Isle of Wight To Become A University

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 9 July 2009

image for Isle of Wight To Become A University
The BA Sleep Studies Course Was Already Full

The isle of Wight is to become a University. The Government has announced the plan in a bid to deal with the massive increase in applications for University places. Lord Mandy of Mandysson said "Promising a University place for all was a big mistake. So we have had to come up with this plan."

The controversial plan involves the compulsory culling of all the island's current inhabitants. The University will then be constructed from cardboard and double sided sticky tape by former Blue Peter presenter John Noakes. The students will then be brought from the mainland and left on the island for three years.

Courses offered at the new university are expected to include mastubatory studies, sock darning and sociology.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more