A widowed grandmother broke the World record for baby kissing at a local shopping centre today. Patricia Kensington, 68, stopped and kissed 120 babies while standing by the shopping trolley parking bay.
Mrs. Kensington's task was to grab each terrified child by the cheeks and plant a wet smacker on their forehead after saying, "aren't you a lovely boy/girl" and then moving on to the next. The previous record was held by local paedophile Steven Ponce.
A representative from the Guinness Book of Records was present to independently observe and supervise proceedings.
Describing her success, Mrs' Kensington said she had plenty of practice down through the years on her own children and grandchildren while grabbing every opportunity to kiss them at birthday parties, weddings, coming out of church, communions, confirmations, bar mitzvah's and even funerals.