Oxfordshire PCT 'bring in chimps'

Funny story written by Oxfordshire PCT

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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Oxfordshire PCT's new Chief Executive, Bubbles

It was confirmed today that Oxfordshire PCT has contracted in help from four male and three female chimps from London Zoo. The seven new unorthodox employees are believed to be taking on senior executive positions after Oxfordshire PCT health officials have continued to fail Oxfordshire taxpayers.

It is believed that the trust will save in the region of £2-3m by replacing tops executives such as Andrea Young, Matthew Tait, Catherine Mountford, Alan Webb, Penny Astrop and Jonathan McWilliam.

A spokesperson for Oxfordshire PCT was today unavailable for comment, however a statement released by Bubbles, the trusts new Chief Executive said "ooh oh ah ah ooh".

Oxfordshire PCT's over overheads in bananas are thought to skyrocket; however the savings that they will make in employing chimps instead of humans is thought to be massive.

It is also widely accepted that a bunch of chimps bashing away on keyboards is much more likely than the current administration to deliver the kind of health service that the residents of Oxfordshire deserve.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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