Written by Pointer

Monday, 1 June 2009

image for Brutal Bobbies to Stand Trial
MP Hogwarth calls his young constituent

London's police department was once known for its good manners, sel-control, lack of weapons and victimization by every petty crook in the city. apparently times have changed as British Bobbies will be appearing in the dock in London's courts for their brutal treatment of reportedly peaceful demonstartors at the G-20 Summit Meeting in April.

Armed with riot gear, automatic weapons, batons that magically turn into handcuffs and attack Irish Setters the bobbies beseiged the pacific protesters leaving behind a mass of suffering humanity complaining of broken bones,and fouled virgin ears.MP Hogwarth has been an outspoken critic of the bobbie brutishness:

"I've attended these demonstrations for years now and it's the best place to score some really raging weed and get that good old hippie tail we all miss since the 60's. Well, we were all just minding our own business protesting the global capitalist conspiracy, getting high and I just about had my mitts on this super hot 16 year old with blond braids and the shortest skirt in the kingdom when the G-20 gangbusters make their dramatic descent. Instead of sharing a case of the munchies after a sweet roll in the hay with some tight teeybopper, I spent the night in the Tower of London. Just made it back to my taxpayer funded mansion by noon to add the pot and the prostitute to my expense account. It just ain't just!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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