Written by AimeeCarol

Sunday, 31 May 2009

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The Tooth Fairy

The Tooth Fairy admitted today that she to was suffering from the credit crunch. The 3456 year old said that never in all her years of tooth stealing she had never been hit this hard.

Her agent Chris Cross said "the tooth fairy has decided to only give toenails in return for teeth due to the credit crunch " so is this the end of kids getting paid for there teeth .

A 12 year old boy called Steven Smith said "I think getting toenails in return for your teeth is a great idea I already have a big collection of toenails."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Credit Crunch

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