What do 'Toni' Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, the Mafia and the Kray Brothers have in common. Maybe they all work for the 'Roman Catholic Church?'

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Friday, 29 May 2009

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Lord Boothby. Boothby was a bisexual who had declared that he wasn't quite sure if he preferred young boys or young girls. However, at the time governments could potentially fall due to a case of homosexuality between grown adults (which between grown adults, they may chose), but let us ignore what is really happening? 'So lets' pretended it is not happening'. "Did he ask the children?"

So, why not cover up, murder, drugs, prostitution, corruption, torture, in fact, any depravity in the World including genocide as long as we do not mention the words 'Prime Minister' and 'Child Prostitution' in the same sentence. But what next, what depravity will follow, or maybe, they should show themselves live in action? Its' okay, if we do not mention it, even if it was true?

In the 1960's in the UK, as long as we not do mention 'Homosexuality' and 'Prime Minister' then it is okay but if we say 'Profumo'? Then maybe something stinks, badly, especially since the surname actually comes from Genoa, linked to Sardinia, the Devil's hump as it is known in Italy.

So, thousands and thousands have open their hearts and said that they were sexual abused by Catholic or Jesuits Priests trained by the Vatican, which may take up to 20 or 30 years, a crushed adult life, which destroyed their lives, but, has this not all happened before? And what happened to the 'poor' few who had felt no choice but to accept the training? Kill or be killed? Have they changed their names to 'Toni' or 'Silvio'.

One has to question as if the least sin of 'Toni' Blair or 'Silvio' Berlusconi's leadership qualities is probably potentially based on their sexual depravity and at their worst, maybe they want to lead everybody to hell itself. Silvio's Berlusconi's holiday Villa is based in Sardinia (check the facts):


Top Italian Sardinian Holiday Italian Holiday Tips:

  1. Sardinians' kidnap very young children and hold them as infants for over 20 years; they are allowed to be sexually abused from infant to adult, yes, over 20 years even today for money.
  2. Necrophilia, in other words, sex with dead people is still, probably, practiced in Sardinia. Tourists may have to have a permit.
  3. Toni Blair and Silvio Berlusconi have their preferred holidays in Sardenia, do they do the above? If they do, lets' pretend its not happening?
  4. Judas was expelled to Sardinia after betraying Jesus where he (she) bred an army of perverts and sadists to take over the World. Now, that reminds us of Toni and Silvio? Are they Angels or Demons?
  5. Next film blockbuster: Toni and Silvio perform in a film called the 'Naked Dead Wrestler' in which they rub themselves with Olive Oil and then perform sex acts with dead children, after all , lets pretend its not happening?

No wonder, the Heavens above and Hell below have started to work together to terminate earthlings. Next week, coverage of the earthquake that will destroy Rome?

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