Britain's Got Effluent

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

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Britain has finally had enough of having talent and just wants Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and their at best mediocre revelations to go away somewhere and die a dignified death. Not in a literal sense of course. That would be too much, but to metaphorically take their abysmal television talent showcase and stick it up their collective arses.

Because it's absolute crap.

Millions of celeb-starved Britons were left feeling cheated after being conned into watching the worst talent/variety show EVER. And it just goes on and on. And on and on.

Small wonder that the TV Company who commissioned this load of absolute dogs eggs is struggling.

What started out as a bit of a laugh has degenerated into the realms of sado-masochism as a hairy Scottish woman, some dancers, and various fast food delivery drivers proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that they really have no talent at all.

Curiously, the show remains popular with woman of a certain age, women who hate football usually.

The whole world's gone bloody mad. And that's a fact.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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