Boyle hopping mad over elimination

Written by whatinthe world

Monday, 25 May 2009

image for Boyle hopping mad over elimination
Just a sample of the Susan Boyle fan club turning out for her TV performances

Scottish warbler, Susan Boyle, has been eliminated from Britain's Got Talent" and boy is she mad. Her subsequent stage performance was not up to standard and a shepherd's hook was used as a last desperate measure to remove her from the house lights.

The 41 year old was in no state to speak to any body after the performance and stage crews reported lots of cussing and emotion from Miss Boyle.

When she arrived back at her newly acquired Mayfair apartment, she managed a few words of nonetheless defiant conviction: "I swear on Bonny Prince Charlie's grave that the Scots will persevere until there are no English contestants on this show. We will win!!" she declared.

It seems that an undercurrent of Pictish nationalism underlines her every performance and that she is determined to overcome the resilient strength of her southern compatriots.

"By God, William Wallace and Charles Stuart will have their revenge" she added.

Sean Connery has sent her a large bunch of roses, deep red roses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more