Local sales representative John Brewster was witnessed, by his daughter, giving an extra 10% on top of the already 100% that he had just given.
Brewster was washing his car this morning like usual when he had given it his all.
"I just had nothing in the tank," said Brewster, "it was a rough night last night and I reached my 100% capacity earlier than usual."
At this point he claims to have slumped over and passed out.
"Then all of a sudden, as if I had been given an extra few percentage units of energy or something," continues Brewster, "I finished the job. It was a miracle."
His claims were met with serious doubt until his 2-year-old daughter, Bethann, confirmed what happened when what was thought to be pointless baby babble was translated, by her father as "Yes, he did what was technically impossible."
The nation now scrambles to make sense of what is now painfully obvious a senseless world.
