There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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Unaccustomed as I am, M'Lud, to dissecting the minutiae of cocktail-hour banter in the Writers' Lounge...I must on this occasion draw your attention to the pithy throwaway one-liner curveball slung in the direction of fetid-mouthed Mr Mutton-Dressed-as-Fox-Faeces Saga-Peddler today.

Feigning ignorance of Lounge dimensions the said polluter of pleasant mutual discourse enquired regarding the screen width provided, as if anomalous to standard.

And promptly received the riposte from website blancmange-bellied mystic JesusBudda There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why.

M'Lud, if ever there was a case for Editorial to award an interim, one-off, ad-hoc, 500 point ex-gratia bonus on grounds of eloquence, meritorious observation and sagacity of advice, then this is it.

I rest my case.

**With thanks to JesusBudda, 'Wii Fit underwear girlfriend spoofed online'

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