Fred The Shred Ruled The Weakest Link

Funny story written by Kidney Stone

Friday, 15 May 2009

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BBC quiz programme The Weakest Link is known for the insulting remarks made by Ann Robinson at the contestants as well as how the weaker contestants use their votes to gang up on the stronger. This is a true reflection of how cruel life can be for many within society and how charlatans can make it to the top.

Sir Fred Goodwin, master of cheating and corruption as well as a master in failure and incompetence was the founder of the rules for The Weakest Link since he created similar rules for getting one up on others and made opinions appear more factual than facts, which meant that lies could prevail as the truth.

Charlatans cannot make it to the top positively though - they have to work and plan in corrupt ways as well as cheat on others in order to get the upper hand, and seeing how the cowards on The Weakest Link use their votes to gang up on stronger players they stand no chance against demonstrates this. The charlatans have no choice other than to cheat and destroy those who are better.

It was only after an undercover operation that the BBC came across Sir Fred's methods that they thought it would be good if they were to have a quiz show based on such rules to see how the public treated each other - and to see what extents people would go to win and get one up on others.

Winners who win by demonising the strongest are typical example of success as is Sir Fred with the rewards he is getting for failure. It has also become more apparent with MPs and their expenses as they have tailored rules to let them exploit what they can without getting into trouble by "following the rules" which ordinary people would be penalised for.

With more 'Fred the Shred' failures coming to light, more needs to be done to shred the rules of Fred as every Fred of this kind needs shredding, including MPs. It was recommended that all MPs were shredded in cross-cut rather than in strips since successes of this kind are nothing more than successes of destruction. Keep going at this rate and there will be nothing to be successful with, so there needs to be more constructive success. This can only be achieved by maximising the potential of those with the skills whilst recognising the wealthy charlatans as fraudsters. The positive wealthier ones need to recruit positive less wealthy people rather than charlatans from the same background of wealth.

The damage the controlling elite are doing by recruiting their own charlatans is becoming more obvious every day.

The day will come when money will no longer be valid and therefore survival of the fittest will prevail - which the many Fred the Shreds wouldn't survive. This is getting nearer and some of us might see it in our lifetime.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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