Written by NODDY

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

image for "Fred the Shred" to go on tour
He's got his packing done

Sir Fred "The Shred" Goodwin, villain of the Royal Bank of Scotland collapse, is to go on a lecture tour of UK, it has been announced.

Sir Fred, represented by Cliff Maxford, has lined up a series of 21 dates in British towns throughout June. The tour, if sold out, is expected to net Fred about £200,000.

In his shows Sir Fred will describe his last year at RBS, and with the help of film and slides, will provide a laugh-a-minute guide to why none of it was his fault. The tour coincides with the release of his autobiography, "The Shred".

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