A free bus promoting euthanasia has begun regular trips between London and Switzerland. The bus is run by human abattoir DignityMyAss, and has a large logo on its side saying "There's probably no point in life - Now stop worrying and kill yourself in Switzerland".
Anyone is allowed to board the bus, as long as they are feeling a bit down or if they look old. Passengers get a "free" trip to the offices of DignityMyAss in a town called Ouchvitz near the Austrian border, but they must bring along a full suitcase of valuables from their life - in order that they can "ascend to a higher dimension with style and dignity", according to DignityMyAss's brochure.
The brochure promotes the trip as a "spiritual adventure", the "trip of a lifetime", and "a bus ride to die for". All customers are promised a clean shower before they complete their journey, but gold teeth will need to be declared. It is believed that DignityMyAss makes money from recovering valuables from their customers and selling them on eBay.
