Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

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PETA says : Let Granny go back to the earth to be popping up daisies

Animal rights activists PETA have come out in favor of human mercy killing while maintaining their opposition to animal euthanasia.

A PETA position paper asked families how they could let grandma suffer on and on when this same old lady murdered her poodle, Poofy, just because a cancer surgery might cost the cheap old bag a few thousands. We say off granny and everyone like her so we can have more room on planet earth for the true owners of the environment.

Beasties belong and the naked apes should be allowed to walk upright right off of the edge of terra firma.

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Topics: Euthanasia

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