Rumpled Drunk on Bailey's Foresaw England's Future

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Bailey's new ad shows a mound of cream on a fat drunken barrister's crotch

The brilliant British TV classic Rumpled Drunk on Bailey's proved not only to be great viewing but also has proven to be quite prescient. Multiple plots from the alcoholic barrister's adventures in London's courts and barrooms have literally come true.

Who knew that in the famous episode, All Fall Down, there would actually come a case where every officer of the court falls down drunk during proceedings ?! The award winning two parter Livers Are for Living eerily predicted the insane liver transplant rate of the British legal profesion. Certainly no one expected that an obscure plot from early in season one about Rumpled missing for a week while blotto on the underground would give rise to a recent move to bam drunk barristers from the subway.

The makers of Bailey's Irish Cream has capitalized on the discovery with a new ad campaign:

" One barrister's blackout is another's crystal ball- Got Cream? "

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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