Written by Earl Grey

Sunday, 19 April 2009

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"One Day I Shall Point And The World Will Bow Down To Me!"

An outbreak of pointing has sent the world heading towards World War Three it is feared. It all started when a writer on TheSpoof.com pointed something out to another writer.

But then that is how it always starts. Seems so innocent at first. However, before you know it massive open air pointing rallies are being held. And then Poland gets invaded. It's all downhill from there.

Adolf Hitler pointed a lot. He was followed by an entire nation. Gary Glitter also pointed. And he had a gang behind him.

One writer's mother said "It's rude to point." And it is. Rudeness can lead to the destruction of the very fabric that holds society together. His mother never said that.

An emergency summit is being held in London. Gordon Brown is meeting with world leaders. "I thought hosting another summit will give me a boost in the polls. And the Police have a few old scores to settle."

Please take care. And remember, no pointing.

Just wanted to point that out.

Damn!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nazi, world war 3




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