Written by Pointer

Friday, 17 April 2009

image for Lord Bentdubble Likebeggars III Decries Britons in Iraq
War is Kinda Fucked Up was inspired by Stephen crane

A third generation of English anti war poets have launched verse to denounce the political leaders who keep putting British troops in the hell hole called Iraq. In fact one noble family of bards, the Bentdubble Likebeggars have now produced a Granddad, Father and now son, poets all, who have produced poems to skewer the screwy ideas of English foreign policy makers.

Constantly placing young Britishers in a God forsaken place for oil has been the constant theme of this multi generational assault on war.

Some of the finest politically pacifist poems of the family have been: Slinging Arms on a Man, Dulce et Decorum Est Really Shitty, The BallSack Gunner, the faux Yiddish masterpiece, Schtick und Bones and War is Kinda Fucked Up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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