This summer will see Derek Accorah rejoin with the original "Most Haunted" crew as they prepare to stun the nation by summoning the ghost of Jade Goody.
The ghosthunters will be joined in this historic quest by a star studded line-up including Jeremy Kyle, Sarah Ferguson, the Chinese bloke off star trek and that guy who plays golf!
Accorah spoke of his plans in an exclusive interview with a confused and possibly senile Cedric Bitchslap of No Fixed Abode... "The nation is in mourning" says spook soother Accorah, his velvety smooth voice encased in creamy white skin wrapped around his Adonis-esque frame" And I am bringing back the peoples savior in a night of healing and much rejoicing"
"The seance is going to take place on the first night of the new series of Big Brother, we are hoping that after the late Ms Goody speaks to her adoring public she will give her opinions on the new housemates... the reason we are going pay-per-view is obvious,we want loads of cash, also I was approached by the new Church of Goody with the possibility of a donation to help them build a place of worship. They convinced me that they were the real deal... their slogan(The land of plenty,the people of goody,the hope of maybe)will be used on our adverts, but they ain't getting a brass farthing off me mate!"
Sceptics have argued that conventional ghost hunting methods will be unusable since the the subjects image is owned by numerous third parties so ultra-violet photography is out of the question and we all know a ouija board would be a waste of time.
The late Ms Goody(tm)s publicist Rex Clifface was in Portugal and unavailable for comment, but did leave an account number and sort code for any cash deposits!
