Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 April 2009

image for Queen Cuddles with Hot Young Thang from Da Colonies
Obama Little Monkeys already love Queenie Liz

The age old belief that the British royalty is colder than the Thames in January has been challenged by footage of US First Lady Michelle "Guns" Obama and Queen Elizabeth caught in a clinch. The very Queen who banished Tony Blair's dame and relegated Margaret Thatcher to the status of a royal pain in the arse, has demonstrated down right queenly enamourment with the fit, beautiful Black lady from America by way of Mother Africa.

Queen Elizabeth in a senior moment of confusion asked:

"When did the colonies free the slaves and finally elect intelligent people? I really like this real woman...I haven't been exposed to such authenticity for a generation or two. Certainly not in my child and the weirdos he chooses to associate with and the sad cases he has bred. I may accept the offer to move into the White House to watch those charming Paki children on alternate Wednesdays and Thursdays."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more