The age old belief that the British royalty is colder than the Thames in January has been challenged by footage of US First Lady Michelle "Guns" Obama and Queen Elizabeth caught in a clinch. The very Queen who banished Tony Blair's dame and relegated Margaret Thatcher to the status of a royal pain in the arse, has demonstrated down right queenly enamourment with the fit, beautiful Black lady from America by way of Mother Africa.
Queen Elizabeth in a senior moment of confusion asked:
"When did the colonies free the slaves and finally elect intelligent people? I really like this real woman...I haven't been exposed to such authenticity for a generation or two. Certainly not in my child and the weirdos he chooses to associate with and the sad cases he has bred. I may accept the offer to move into the White House to watch those charming Paki children on alternate Wednesdays and Thursdays."
