London - (Reality TV Shambles Mess): Forget the G20 Summit, tea with the Queen and Jamie Oliver's daring new Maine Lobster Sexpot, er....Hotpot! - recipe at the 10 Drowning Street banquet bash on Tuesday night.
It's Jade Goody's funeral this Saturday that's the point of President O'Bama's London trip according to the latest Max Cliff-Hanger PR blurb.
"The President and the First Lady are expected to issue some plausible excuse why they need to stretch out the economic summit visit to an extra two days," a Foreign orifice source said today.
"We think they will quietly slip in to the Hellfire Club Mausoleum on Saturday where the ceremony will be taking place."
Shilpa Shetty has had her ass liposuctioned this morning after tip-off.