O'bama 'really here for Jade Goody's funeral' aides reckon

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 30 March 2009

image for O'bama 'really here for Jade Goody's funeral' aides reckon
The funeral takes place at the Hellfire Club Mausoleum on Saturday

London - (Reality TV Shambles Mess): Forget the G20 Summit, tea with the Queen and Jamie Oliver's daring new Maine Lobster Sexpot, er....Hotpot! - recipe at the 10 Drowning Street banquet bash on Tuesday night.

It's Jade Goody's funeral this Saturday that's the point of President O'Bama's London trip according to the latest Max Cliff-Hanger PR blurb.

"The President and the First Lady are expected to issue some plausible excuse why they need to stretch out the economic summit visit to an extra two days," a Foreign orifice source said today.

"We think they will quietly slip in to the Hellfire Club Mausoleum on Saturday where the ceremony will be taking place."

Shilpa Shetty has had her ass liposuctioned this morning after tip-off.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more