Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been severely criticised by a fathers rights campaign group for not providing her husband with enough sexual gratification.
Although her husband, Richard Smith, declined to comment, the pressure group claim that the tell-tale signs are clearly visible.
A spokesman said "The recent revelation that Mr Smith watches porn films at taxpayers' expense is just one sign that Jacqui Smith is not providing services in accordance with the tradition of marriage. It's obvious from her appearance that she is not making any effort to be sexually attractive to her husband, and yet he is clearly being labelled as the guilty party when he is really the victim."
The campaign group are said to be considering direct action to highlight the plight of Mr Smith, including a stunt involving a member of the group dressed in a nurse's uniform scaling a gantry above the M25, and the words 'Wankers have rights too" being towed behind a plane above Parliament.
