London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Home Secretary Jackie Smith is waist-high in crap this week following reports that her husband used her Parliamentary credit card to pay for adult video nasties of her and Prime Monster Gorgon Brown 'screwing over the country'.
A House of Commons Standards Committee source commented this morning that at least the Smith vids 'were not nearly as nasty' as Tony and Cherie Blair's US holiday video diaries.
These which outraged decent folk everywhere with their sordid three-in-a-bed high jinx with George W Bush on board Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei's floating gin palace called Tits.
Boris Johnson is next in line for a little pornographic disclosure.
