Speaking to a meeting of middle eastern leaders at a jolly in Cairo, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown came out with this amazing admission in a daring bid to curry favour with the Arab nations.
Amazingly they seem to have fallen his whizz and the UK will soon have millions more barrels of cheap oil that Mr.Darling can charge more tax on!
Brown will soon be arriving in Italy where he hopes to convince Silvio Berlusconi that he was "Saprtacus".
Brown a master chameleon and fancy dress expert has already fooled the English into thinking that his Scottish Government had come to liberate them and hopes soon to win over the Russian Duma with his "Definitive impersonation of Josef Stalin"
What a guy!
